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Review on ☂️ EEZ Y Reverse Windproof Inverted Umbrella by Andy Cornelison

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Jesus got behind the wheel.

Let me tell you a story. I went on vacation to visit a friend and she decided to take me to the lake. I have very fair, pale white skin that's prone to sunburn, so I decided to take my girlfriend's mom's umbrella without asking her permission because I'm obviously stupid. The umbrella I took with me turned out to be exactly the one I'm considering. Now I'm having such a great time on the lake with this beautiful umbrella that looks and feels expensive when all of a sudden I get the bright idea to go tubing with this umbrella because I don't want to have red lobster skin for a week . As soon as I got out on the water, a gust of wind ripped the damn thing out of my hands, literally ripped it out of my hands, the material is so good that it doesn't let the wind get into your pores. This umbrella sinks FAST, let me tell you. It eventually sank to the bottom of a 70ft lake, when I looked for it I realized I had actually stolen it from my girlfriend's mom and was now responsible for getting her a new one. The fact that I didn't get sunburnt most of the day on the lake, and the fact that the wind sent this thing flying high to the gods. 10/10 recommend.

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